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Monday, April 26, 2010

April Fool's Day Prank Prank Results

So I suppose the April Fool's Day Prank Prank was fairly successful. The three of us had dinner at a rotisserie chicken and dish-pizza restaurant that was overly hip in the vein of polished concrete floors and tractors as decoration. I could only bring myself to act so gay before I started to feel weird. Anyway, at the restaurant we compared hand sizes and I talked about how big his muscles were and how he looked really strong when he had his shirt off after playing flag-football on Saturday mornings.

Also, I wore this really tight Korean shirt I bought awhile back. It's white, short-sleeved, and has a deep buttoned collar that is lined with something that looks like tuxedo ruffles. I was gonna go with nothing underneath, but that would've been overkill if my nipples were out in broad sight.

After the restaurant, I bought everyone cupcakes. Then we went to a teddy bear cafe. We sat at a table with teddy bears in a large room dominated by pinks, blues, and other pastels and various forms of lace. I fed Jonathan snacks and Miju had to excuse herself to the restroom to avoid cracking up in our faces over that move. Jonanthan and I both agreed we had to step up our act, because until that point I guess we hadn't been selling it too well. Jonathan had been questioning Miju about me, asking what was up with me, and if I was really a high school cheerleader like I claimed, but she didn't seem to think I was being gay enough.

As we were walking to the subway, I kept inviting Jonathan to a gay club I claimed to visit a lot, and also to the public baths where we would have to be naked together. Jonathan began talking to Miju separately, telling her he was reconsidering his position on me, and he had actually been involved with a bisexual dude in Texas. At first she didn't believe it, but she covertly sent me a text saying "He just told me he's bi!" and gave me a signal to cut the act out on the down-low.

As she went into the subway alone, Jonathan and I were cracking up, and decided he would text her saying to wait, that he has one more thing to tell her, and I would follow him down and we'd surprise her with a big "April Fool's!" He was talking to her at the ticket machine as I hid behind a dividing wall. I snuck up behind them as they were walking towards the gates and just before she went though, she turned around to see me with a super confused and worried look on her face. We had our laugh as she figured out what was going on. She was a bit angry, but not that angry I guess, because now she and I are dating.

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